Saturday, August 29, 2020

Pechanga Casino PRO TIPS: How to Win! Well....

Get outta here! YOU CAN'T WIN, the machines are designed to take your money. They don't even have to tell you win percentages at Pechanga Casino. And besides if a machine malfunctions, WHO are you going to complain to? The tribe? Heck, even a BEATING victim couldn't win with that one.

ONE of the biggest winners at Pechanga was a THIEF, who STOLE old slot machines and SOLD them even though it was TRIBAL property.  You would go to jail for that, unlike...HER

Manager's have been fired for cheating THEIR OWN WORKERS, (even though it took MONTHS to fire the son of the former tribal spokesman) you think Pechanga cares about YOU?

The Pechanga Casino in Temecula features hundreds of table games and over 4,000 slot machines at an average cost of $20,000. Do you think they would be able to put all those games and machines in their casino IF there was a good chance more than a FEW would win money?
Did you wonder HOW the Pechanga Casino Indians could afford a $300 million expansion? from their good saving habits??

Remember the commercials that said the expanded gaming would help balance our California state budget?  Yeah, how has that worked out?
We can't even see their books.  A Whistleblower was fired for honesty, remember?

The best thing you can do is take a coupon in for the buffet (oh wait, that's CLOSED NOW so this portion is moot) and start with the expensive items! Lamb, shrimp, crab cakes, steak or sushi (not rolls). Asparagus instead of corn! LEAVE the salads and cheap jello desserts and go for the chocolate. Take a ziploc for snacks and splenda to extend your pleasure! At least you'll take away something.

Avoid the fancy restaurants because a steak is: $38 for a 7 oz filet and a breast of chicken is $32 at the great oak. Shoot, a plate of SPAGHETTI is $13 and that's with NO SALAD at Paisano's.  (OP: this is a repost, be the prices have changed)
STAY away from the machines.
REMEMBER, Pechanga has cheated their own people to make their share of the pie much larger. They were paying $258,000 to each of nearly 1,000 adults. DO THE MATH to see how much that is from 4,000 slot machines. So you know that: IF THEY CHEAT THEIR OWN, THEY'LL CHEAT YOU

I wrote in 2010:

Exactly how do you think that each Pechanga member can be paid $360,000 per year? (We heard the per capita was now lower) By you WINNING? Hardly. Take $20 and if you don't hit it big, QUIT. If you win more than 25% STOP PLAYING and go home with your winnings.

Like in the movie War Games, the answer is:
The only way to win is NOT TO PLAY

1 comment:

ICITALL said...

When Pechanga reopened the table games department did not adhere to "Indian Preference" in rehiring. I know of some Natives (not Pechanga) who did not get rehired after 10+ years of service. Now that's fu(ked up.