|Red Face Chief Wahoo|
Doesn't offend enough people
"Hey, we were only offending SOME Indians" say Director of Operations, Stanley Honkie. "It's time we went after a larger market and make our mascot something that can offend many more people" he continued. "It may lead to a better TV deal"
One new logo thought to be in the front running is the communion wafer. If they call it a cracker, they can offend America's 100 million Catholics and their sympathizers.
|Let's offend Catholics!|
*yes, of course it's satire......