Tuesday, February 18, 2014

How do you WIN at Pechanga Resort & Casino, Professor Falken?

How to WIN at the Pechanga Casino

Get outta here! YOU CAN'T WIN, the machines are designed to take your money. They don't even have to tell you win percentage.  And besides if a machine malfunctions, WHO are you going to complain to? The tribe? Heck, even a BEATING victim couldn't win on that one.

Manager's have been fired for cheating THEIR OWN WORKERS, (even though it took MONTHS to fire the son of the former tribal spokesman who ALSO stole from the TRIBE) you think they care about YOU?  They even have the danger of second hand smoke to worry about.

The Pechanga Casino in Temecula features hundreds of table games and over 4,000 slot machines. Do you think they would be able to put all those games and machines in their casino IF there was a good chance you would win money?  

The best thing you can do is take a coupon in for the buffet and start with the expensive items! Lamb, shrimp, crab cakes, steak or sushi (not rolls). Asparagus instead of corn!  LEAVE the salads and cheap jello desserts and go for the chocolate. Take a ziploc for snacks and Splenda to extend your pleasure!  At least you'll take away something.

Avoid the fancy restaurants because a steak is: $39 for a 8 oz filet and a breast of chicken is $28 at the Great Oak. Shoot, which is much more than a BUCKET with sides at KFC.  a plate of SPAGHETTI is $18 and that's with NO MEATBALLS at Paisano's.

STAY away from the machines.
REMEMBER, Pechanga has cheated their own people to make their share of the pie much larger. So you know that: IF THEY CHEAT THEIR OWN, THEY'LL CHEAT YOU

Exactly how do you think that each Pechanga member can be paid $360,000 per year, five years ago? (We heard the per capita was now lower)  By you WINNING? Hardly.  They DID win by stealing over $450 MILLION dollars from fellow Tribespeople.

Take $20 and if you don't hit it big, QUIT. If you win more than 25% STOP PLAYING and go home with your winnings.

Like in the movie War Games, the answer is:
The only way to win is NOT TO PLAY


Anonymous said...

I wonder how many workers are getting lung cancer from being exposed daily to massive amounts of smoke?...yet they have no recourse against the tribe. The tribal casinos seem to be the only place left where workers aren't protected from smoke....WHY.?....and you are right about the machines...at least in Vegas there are REAL gaming boards unlike tribal gaming boards, which are tribal members....now why would a tribal member tell on it's own that they have fixed the machines to lose?...they want more losses to increase their own per cap. Worse than the old mafia days of Vegas.!

Anonymous said...

you people are still to get reenrolled? well forget it, i'm on the moratorium and been for eighteen years, so what do you think your chances are!, go find a job already it's a dead issue their greedy ass hell, plus they're losing customers!

Anonymous said...

yes I and my family was disenrolled but to just give up no way. I have a job it isn't just money for me I have been a member all my life and my father before all the way to a original allottee. so until we are heard in front of the dept of interior or I'm put in the ground my fight will never be done. just because you have given up against criminal injustice don't try to discourage me because you cant. cant.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

What's happening in pala? Any changes on there dissenrollments?

Anonymous said...

in reply to 3:31 pm

Not yet but the clock is ticking.

Anonymous said...

BIA= Bureau of Indian Affairs.
Allowing Apartheid acts to occur as "internal tribal matters." Violent acts will occur if Internal Apartheid acts are allowed to continue. the acts that have occurred at Pechanga are inexcusable, ask anyone who sees through the lies told by Macarro. Pushing people around with bullying tactics always come back to the starter. Luiseno Indians never disenrolled each other for any reasons. Never ever!