How to WIN at the Pechanga Casino
Get outta here! YOU CAN'T WIN, the machines are designed to take your money. They don't even have to tell you win percentage. And besides if a machine malfunctions, WHO are you going to complain to? The tribe? Heck, even a BEATING victim couldn't win on that one.
Manager's have been fired for cheating THEIR OWN WORKERS, (even though it took MONTHS to fire the son of the former tribal spokesman who ALSO stole from the TRIBE) you think they care about YOU? They even have the danger of second hand smoke to worry about.
The Pechanga Casino in Temecula features hundreds of table games and over 4,000 slot machines. Do you think they would be able to put all those games and machines in their casino IF there was a good chance you would win money?
The best thing you can do is take a coupon in for the buffet and start with the expensive items! Lamb, shrimp, crab cakes, steak or sushi (not rolls). Asparagus instead of corn! LEAVE the salads and cheap jello desserts and go for the chocolate. Take a ziploc for snacks and Splenda to extend your pleasure! At least you'll take away something.
Avoid the fancy restaurants because a steak is: $39 for a 8 oz filet and a breast of chicken is $28 at the Great Oak. Shoot, which is much more than a BUCKET with sides at KFC. a plate of SPAGHETTI is $18 and that's with NO MEATBALLS at Paisano's.
REMEMBER, Pechanga has cheated their own people to make their share of the pie much larger. So you know that: IF THEY CHEAT THEIR OWN, THEY'LL CHEAT YOU
Exactly how do you think that each Pechanga member can be paid $360,000 per year, five years ago? (We heard the per capita was now lower) By you WINNING? Hardly. They DID win by stealing over $450 MILLION dollars from fellow Tribespeople.
Take $20 and if you don't hit it big, QUIT. If you win more than 25% STOP PLAYING and go home with your winnings.
Like in the movie War Games, the answer is:
The only way to win is NOT TO PLAY